Humor Quotes

I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

Humor Quotes by James Gibbons(published at 28/10/2012)

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Humor Quotes by Roman Gary(published at 28/10/2012)

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Humor Quotes by Clive James(published at 05/11/2012)

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. - Inward Ho.

Humor Quotes by Christopher Morley(published at 25/11/2012)

The seal went into the restaurant and was asked by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club on the rocks. He replied no thank you.

Humor Quotes by Unknown(published at 15/12/2012)

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Humor Quotes by Mary Pettibone Poole(published at 15/12/2012)

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

Humor Quotes by Fd(published at 28/12/2012)

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Humor Quotes by Helen Giangregorio(published at 30/12/2012)

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Humor Quotes by Lyn Karol(published at 11/01/2013)

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Humor Quotes by Fredrich(published at 12/01/2013)