Humor Quotes

There's the humour of it.

Humor Quotes by William Shakespeare
(published at 27/11/2010)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Humor Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
(published at 01/12/2010)

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

Humor Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
(published at 15/12/2010)

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 17/01/2011)

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 25/01/2011)

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 13/02/2011)

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 17/02/2011)

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know... Read more this Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 21/02/2011)

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 13/03/2011)

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'

Humor Quotes by Jack Handey
(published at 10/04/2011)

Can't find what you looking for? Try Google Search!